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More Coal
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YOU: You need more coal then do you?
Levrus: Yes!
Levrus: Indeed Coal, lumps, dark and dusty.
Levrus: You were destined to be sent here to help me on this day of days!
Levrus: Do you accept this challenge?!
YOU: Sure, but what are you doing?
Levrus: Supper.
Levrus: Are you hungry?…No, time for that later.
Levrus: Now I am preparing for a performance of a musical I wrote.
Levrus: “More Coal”.
Levrus: And I expect you to help me with my lines.
Levrus: Now, I don't have the script written down so I don't have one to give you so you will just have to play the part of my compatriot by…
-Levrus lifts his hands.-
-With his fingers spread he moves them round his head.-
Levrus: By, KNOWING the lines you have to say.
Levrus: But if you say something wrong we will have to start over so you better be ready for the verbal adventure you are about to step into.
-Levrus slams his hands onto his counter.-
Levrus: ARE!
Levrus: YOU!
Levrus: READY?!
YOU: YES I'M READY!
Levrus: Great.
-Levrus clears his throat.-
-He begins to cough, placing both hands on the counter the coughing gets noisier and sounds horrible.-
Levrus: …
Levrus: …
Levrus: …
-After a minute or two he coughs up a tria.-
-Looking down at it he announces.-
Levrus: HA!
Levrus: I knew it would come back at an inappropriate time.
YOU: Umm, nasty. So how does the musical start?
-Levrus smiles at you as he takes in a deep breath to begin singing at you.-
Levrus: I…
Levrus: NEEEEEED…
Levrus: COOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
-Once he stops he looks at you awaiting the next line.-
YOU: YOU AREEEEE CRA-CRA-CRAAAZY!!!
-Levrus beams with a smile ear to ear as you get the line right.-
-He continues.-
Levrus: HOW CAN I BE CRAZY FOR I NEED COAL AND IF I DIDN'T NEED COAL I WOULDN'T NEED COAL AND WOULDN'T ASK FOR COAL!
YOU: I HAVE COAL!!!
Levrus: IF YOU HAVE COAL AND GIVE IT TO ME.
Levrus: THEN I HAVE COAL.
Levrus: FOR I NEED COAL.
Levrus: FOR COAL IS GOLD AND WHEN SOLD BECOMES OLD AND BOLD AND WILL FOLD INTO SOMETHING FOLDED FOR EASY STORAGE.
YOU: I SHALL GET COAL!!!
Levrus: IF YOU GOT ME COAL!!!!
Levrus: THEN THAT WOULD BE GOOOOOOODDD!!!!
Levrus: NOW BE GONE AND RETUUUUUURNN WHEN YOU HAVE TWO AND FOLD AND HALF OF NEIGH AND DOUBLE THAT OF COAL!!!
-Levrus leans in slightly-
Levrus: In this part of the musical lots of StoneHammers would come dancing in and you and them would go mining.
YOU: IF I HAVE COAL, AND GOLD, AND FOLDED STORAGE THEN WHAT!!!
Levrus: You haven't even come back from the StoneHammers yet…
Levrus: Now run off and work with them.
YOU: I! HAVE! COME! BAAAAAAAACK!
Levrus: SO I SEEEEE…
Levrus: WELCOME-EEEEE BACK!
Levrus: DID IT WORK!
Levrus: DO YOU HAVE IT!
Levrus: THE DARK DUSTY GOLD POTION MAKING JUICE!!!
YOU: WE GOT DRUNK THEM AND I AND STONEHAMMERING BEER SWILLING TINY PEOPLE!
Levrus: THAT IS GOOD SO WELL DRUNK BACK AND DONE!
Levrus: FRIENDS FOR YOU AND I AND I AND THEM AND THEM AND I AND YOU AND I AND THEM AND YOU!
Levrus: BUT WHERE IS COAL COAL COAL!
Levrus: COAL COAL!
Levrus: COAL!?
YOU: YES I DO HERE IT IS IT IS HERE RIGHT HERE!
Levrus: OH YES, HERE IT IS.
Levrus: WE ARE ALMOST DONE.
Levrus: THERE IS LITTLE LEFT TO DO THEN ONCE WE ARE DONE I CAN MOVE ON.
Levrus: TO GREEN SHINY GRASSY AREAS, NOT TO FAIR FROM HERE.
Levrus: BUT NOT HORRIBLE.
Levrus: NOT TOO CLOSE.
Levrus: IT WILL BE NICE…
Levrus: …
Levrus: POTION MAKING IN THE FOREST!!
YOU: SO WHAT IS NEXT WHERE WILL ALL THE COAL GO?
Levrus: I NEED BOXES, BOXES OF BOXES WITH BOXES.
Levrus: ROUND BUT NOT SQUARE.
Levrus: WOOD BUT NOT METAL.
Levrus: SMALL BUT NOT LARGE BUT NOT TOO SMALL OR THEY ARE USELESS.
Levrus: GO FETCH THEM BOUNCE THEM ROLL THEM GET THEM BRING THEM PULL THEM DELIVER THEM.
YOU: I HAVE THE BOXES LETS GET STORING.
Levrus: THAT IS GREAT GIVE THEM HERE.
Levrus: I SHALL PACK AND STORE AND PUT THEM AWAY.
Levrus: THERE ARE MANY MANY PILES OF COAL AND DUST DARK GOLD.
Levrus: THIS IS GREAT, YOU ARE GREAT, WE ARE GREAT THINGS ARE GREAT.
Levrus: MY WORK WILL SUCCEED AND ALL WILL BE BETTER.
YOU: THIS PLACE IS MESSY TIME FOR CLEANING!
Levrus: No, this is a musical re-hassle.
Levrus: You don't have to worry about cleaning up.
YOU: NOW FOR MR COLE!
Levrus: MR COLE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND NOT AT ALL PURPLE!
Levrus: HE HELPS AND TALKS AND DANCES AND SINGS.
Levrus: THE POTION MAKER MR COLE IS THE COAL COLLATING KING OF THE DUSTY DARK GOLD.
YOU: LET ME HELP WITH POTION MAKING.
Levrus: Ok, yes, great.
Levrus: This has gone well so far.
Levrus: Thank you, Enkidukai.
Levrus: I'll send a message to you once we are all ready to perform.
YOU: It's been.. interesting.
Levrus: Yes it has.
Levrus: And for helping me out I think you should get this wonderful gift from me.
Levrus: Are you ready to receive it?!
Levrus: ARE YOU?!
-Levrus throws his hands up in the air.-
Levrus: IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
YOU: Yes I'm ready.
-Levrus bends down and reaches beneath his bench.-
Levrus: …
-He looks at you, making noises under the counter building up suspense.-
Levrus: …
-He suddenly stands up and places his gift on the counter.-
Levrus: …
Levrus: A broom.
Levrus: I thought it would be perfect for you.
Levrus: Especially if you work with Mr Cole for real, great for sweeping up dusty dust.
QUEST COMPLETED
Rewards: 1 Broom, 9400 XP.